Neil. Diamond.
Two little words...one legend...I was lucky enough to see him TWICE this weekend at the United Center.
That's right, folks, this weekend was Neil Diamond Weekend '08.
Saturday, I went with Mom "Biggest Neil Fan Ever" Hall. And the concert definitely lived up to the two expectations I have for a Neil Diamond concert - amazing music and public intoxication. I'm not sure why, but each concert I attend (this weekend was 6 and 7), I always am surrounded by alcohol-loving Neil fans. I never thought my '05 experience could be topped - it's not every year, a 30-something fan stands up and yells, "It's f***in' 'I Am, I Said'." But this year's drunken woman was dancing in the aisles when she grabbed a young bloke returning to his seat and started dancing with him. It didn't end until his furious girlfriend stormed down the stairs to get him - hilarious!
Nothing quite as exciting took place the second night (Sunday), but good times were had nonetheless and I met some very nice Neil-fans from Wisconsin who had driven down for the concert. Plus, it was my friend's first Neil concert - now she has truly lived.
But I know there are those of you out there who haven't had the divine experience that is a Neil Diamond concert. So, being the kind-hearted, generous person I am, I've listed below some choice Neil songs to experience, and the best time in which to listen to them.
Cherry, Cherry - Getting ready for super fun party times...
Can't stand still while the music is playin'I Got the Feelin' - When you're ready to break up with someone...
I got the feelin', I'm hearin' goodbyeI Thank the Lord for the Nightime - Monday mornings - all of them...
Nine-to-five ain't takin' me where I'm boundGirl, You'll be a Woman Soon - When you're feelin' a little unsure...
I'd die for you girl and all they can say is"He's not your kind"Red, Red Wine - Bad memories? Rough day? Weird family?...
Red, red wine, Go to my headBrother Love's Travelling Salvation Show - Feelin' the love?...
Take my hand in yours, Walk with me this dayCracklin' Rosie - Awesome song for cross-country roadtrips...
Cracklin' Rosie you're a store-bought womanI Am I Said - Moved to a new city and feelin' lonely...
An no one heard at all, Not even the chairI'm a Believer - Currently in the first bloom of a new relationship? Getting ready to watch Shrek?...
Not a trace of doubt in my mind, I'm in lovePlay Me - During sweet, sweet seduction (this is hypothetical...if it works, let me know!)...
You are the sun, I am the moon, You are the words, I am the tune, Play meLove on the Rocks - Best. Breakup. Song. Ever. Pour yourself a drink, crank the music, stumble around your apartment singing at the top of your lungs (not hypothetical....definitely works)..
First, they say they want you, How they really need you, Suddenly you find you're out there, Walking in a stormSweet Caroline - If you've spent anytime in a bar, you'll hear this...
Good times never seemed so goodForever in Blue Jeans - When you can't decide what to wear...
I'd much rather be, Forever in blue jeansPretty Amazing Grace - When you're thankful...
In Your amazing grace I had a vision, From that amazing place I came to be, Into the night I wandered, Wandering aimlessly, Found Your amazing grace to comfort me.There's many, many more great songs - I mean, the man sells out stadiums without needing any airplay!
For all my fellow fans, which songs do you love????