An Ode to Sticky Notes

Oh, sticky notes, how I do I love thee?

Let me count the ways

One - you're so sticky and just so cute

Two - you're my friend that always stays

Three - you never talk too much

Because like some people, you're mute

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Oh, my precious sticky notes

You're a lifelong friend

I knew you when I was younger before I had to work

You were so much fun back then

But now I need you to keep me straight

And prevent me from being a jerk

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Oh, my sweet, sweet sticky notes

I put you all over my desk drawer

So pure and colorful and clean

You're on my mirror and on my door

I can't imagine life without you

From you I cannot myself wean

**Note from the writer- please do not hurt yourself trying to figure out what kind of rhyme scheme this is - I'm pretty sure "A,B,C,B,D,C" doesn't actually exist.