Top 10 Scary Movies of All Time (Sort of)

In honor of laziness, here is a top 10 list instead of something profound...my Top 10 Scary Movies of All Time (without any research done)...enjoy:

10) House of Wax (New version): Paris Hilton acting in a movie with other people and a budget over 1 million...scary
9) Rumor Has It: I think Jennifer Aniston gets it on with Kevin Costner who actually had sex with her grandmother also...not sure, haven't seen it...too scared to see if the "rumors" are true.
8) National Treasure: Nic Cage gets the girl - the former Helen of Troy - no way - and the impossible is scary.
7) Alien vs. Predator: Scariest feeling from that movie was the fact that well, that someone made it, and also end up feeling the pain of the the Predator! This guy ripped a guy's spine out in the first movie and then let "Ahnold" live!!! And I feel sorry for him? Scary.
6) The Bone Collector: Forget the murderer - what's scary is that at the end of the movie, it takes the NYPD over 10 minutes to respond to an emergency call and still not make it until after Angelina Jolie's character arrives even though they were all at the same place, working off the assumption that no cops were closer. Sucks to have an emergency with that response time.
5) Vanity Fair: Reese Witherspoon as a temptress - I'm scared that somewhat thought that was a viable concept that could be sold.
4) Van Helsing: Werewolves? Check! Vampires? Check? Frankenstein's Monster? Check! Dracula's Brides? Check! Vampire Hunter? Check! Eerie, semi-inbred villagers? Check! Monk, no, I'm sorry - friar, with a sex scene? Now that's scary!!
3) Pirates of the Caribbean III: Orlando Bloom procreating...yeah, that's scary enough - all I got.
2) Exit to Eden: Rosie O'Donnell in tight black leather, flashing skin...must get image out of head.
1) At Play in the Fields of the Lord: Kathy Bates...naked...rolling around in mud...'nuff said.